Melbourne, Australia, Earth
1 April 2013
Sweden to be ‘UnSwedishable’
In a bizarre move Google has purchased the country of Sweden, and plans to change the country’s name, to Plats som faktiskt sverige The result of this is the introduction of the world ‘UnSwedishable’ meaning cannot find in Sweden as there is no Sweden any more. This is expected to end the bitter lawsuit between the 2 global super powers. When asked for a comment Tech-News.TV was told, ‘vem är du’ and lämna innan jag ringa polisen dig mutter jobb and Jag hatar idots som du, du inte förstår någonting gör du.
Google denied the story saying this was no way in response to Sweden wanting to add the word ogooglebar to the Swedish dictionary. The language council is under the authority of the Swedish culture ministry, the Swedish Academy determines which words are officially accepted.
About the Author
Loren is an anglo-american hybrid has been in the tech industry for 19 years, his accomplishments include introducing business broadband in 1994 in the UK for British Telecom, SaaS, and Data Centre Services in Australia for NEC and others, debugging iPads for Apple. He has been around so long his 200,000 followers on twitter @mr_internet feel sorry for him and hang around. He likes telling bad jokes and going to cooking schools in 20 countries, and speaking 3rd person about himself. He blames not getting enough oxygen as a child for some of this.